BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	279	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	New Chunks Explored:	537137
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	6713	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1169	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Animals Bred:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9092	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Divine Spears Created:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3792	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.