BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4966
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	172	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crops Grown:	3528
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	113
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.