BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	223
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Frabin

This is my new Tekkit server which i am Hosting! We are short staff but if you ask for staff you’ll get less of a chance! I’m still trying to configure Towny so hold on for that! Once its configured it will come out of Beta testing and everyone that beta test will get a cool prefix! Thanks so much!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MinecraftOnline

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Farms Harvested:	553
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	177	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8221	Love Letters Sent:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4271	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	1007	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	56

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magic Items Found:	2599	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	8111
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.