BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2020	Towns Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ShatteredMines – CriticalMC

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP

This is a server dedicated to our players. We are a bungeecord network striving to give you the best experience you will ever have on a server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lightube MC Network

Creative, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Lightube MC Network is a server network based in Sydney, Australia. We have several gamemodes including Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Parkour, and more coming soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5388
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Animals Bred:	159
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Year4000

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

We are a community based server. Started in May of 2011, at the dawn Minecraft’s popularity. We started as a simple server created for classmates and close friends. We wanted a place where we could build and communicate together. We started with using Bukkit to enhance our game play. Then we decided to become a public server, and this is where the Year4000 started its epic journey. This amazing journey will not end anytime soon. Read More at www.year4000.net/page/history

– Network IP: mc.year4000.net – Website: www.year4000.net

(Updated: 1/22/2014) Up to date version: www.year4000.net/page/about

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ampersand

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Ampersand is a 1.7.2 Minecraft survival server. We have two worlds, survival and creative, where you players can play to their hearts content. The survival world is integrated with the adventure world, so build space isnt too readily available, but we have options for players to teleport from the spawn zone. The difficulty is on hard because we felt that normal was not enough of a challenge for a multiplayer setting. The creative world requires you to pass a test before you can build in it, just contact a server administrator if you think you have what it takes!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	125
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Best hub server in Turkey.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RaveCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

RaveCraft is a new Factions/Hardgore raiding/Drug server with Friendly staff. See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	553187	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Moderncraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival/pvp server with multiple custom plugins that have been designed to allow players to achieve ranks and extra abilities. Here at Moderncraft, players create a community by joining a “job”. There are 10 different job ranks that you can join to earn ingame money and also gain unique special commands that enhance gameplay beyond the standard norm. We use protection zones that allow players to fly within their zone and player built stores. We offer discord voice/chat and have friendly staff. Join today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	138	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ZombieZone The New MineZ

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

On our server you fight for survival. Zombies do more damage to the player, it is always night, you can run over zombies with cars, you can build a clan base with your clan or a group of players, etc.

We will integrate a lot more into the map and into the functions to give you a good feel.

On the one hand, the map continues to expand and trading posts, new buildings and crash sides are added.

All of this awaits you on ZombieZone, the new DayZ in the Minecraft universe.

We look forward to seeing you 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

McTheWars

Anarchy, PvP

McTheWars Paintball ———————————————————————————————————- Pure fun. Polite people 🙂 🙂 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cartman2000s Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

Multiple worlds, Main world is a 1.19 world, the guest world is a 1.7 world. The server has been running since december of 2010.

Nice and friendly admins. The server also has griefer protection plugins, Prism, GriefPrevention, and player buildrights(whitelist)

The server uses a form of whitelist in that you will have to ask for build rights to be able to modify stuff on the server. You can either ask an admin on the server if they are on or request that you be given rights on the server’s forum: http://bit.ly/1bwNN89

The world renders are here: http://bit.ly/1lBaKNp

Server Rules: Respect the mods and admins on the server. No harassing other players on the server. No Griefing/Stealing items Get permission before modifying someone else stuff. No hacks like fly, speed hacks or Ore findingx-ray hacks. Try to keep the chat clean while on the server, no racism please.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Daedric Gaming

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Come and join the Daedric gaming crew and have fun on our new server, it is OP (Over Powered) PVP so beware

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mineapolis

Economy, PvE, Survival

Mineapolis is a server for everyone who wants variety. There are tons of plugins that make playing on the server a lot more interesting. Once you have a GS and have played for a while, it is possible to start a project in the creative world. There are a total of 5 worlds (big city, end, nether, small town and the mining world. In the small town you can buy the GS and collect the raw materials in the mining world. In the big city there are tons of high-rise buildings and much more. IMPORTANT: When spawning Read signs (there is important information there). Anyone who has Skype or Teamspeak can write to us and we can talk to each other. There are 3 admins in total (123sebastian, Hussi1111 and IronMetalFlag). We are always happy to help but expect good behavior and friendly interaction. If If someone has problems (e.g. with a player) they can write to us. The players who have been there for a long time can get ranks. The most important thing is that we get players! So that should be enough for now :):D 123sebastian

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minelink Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Minelink offers a variety of game modes to satisfy your Minecraft addiction. We are a friendly community with full-time custom development and a very active and helpful staff. Be sure to drop by and say hello, the owners are online every day and can be often found casually chatting.

Realize your dreams in a spacious 128×128 plot (or several plots) on our Creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and show off your creations. Vote daily to unlock access to WorldEdit and unleash your full creative potential!

If you’re looking for action, immerse yourself in a world of deception and war, unforgiving and governed by survival of the fittest. Factions is a competitive battlefield full of PVP, raiding, and betrayal. Not many have what it takes to survive in this violent power struggle.

Head over to the Cannon server and test a cannon that you want to use against a base you found on Factions, or test a new idea you had for a base defense, all in creative mode! Vote daily for access to WorldEdit and DispenserTools.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1152
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Terbia

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a survival server with the ability to claim your house so griefers can’t destroy it. Just ask an Admin and they will claim it for you. We can also add other flags such as PvP off, creepers off, a message that people see when you enter all for your region!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchantments Applied:	56
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Goombaloon Survival Server

Survival

The Goombaloon Minecraft server is an open survival server. We have a free-build domed area available for non-members. Members, VIPs, and above have full access to the entire world. Players can rank up over time based on their time on the server and the level of trust they earn among admins. We are a family-friendly server run by a family. Come play!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.