BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Licence to Mine

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

FUN! MINIGAMES! ECONOMY! MANY MANY THINGS! FRIENDLY A survival server with a central spawn teleporting you to your choice of biome, featuring no fall damage, no block damage from mobs, no fire spread, and more. There’s self-serve security, a basic economy, custom drops, and access to multiple commands including sethome, home, spawn, and for registered members, teleporting commands! Tons to do, like learning how to capture horses! Parkour in our temple of cats! Mature players are welcome anytime! Come live it up with us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

minecraft eudia server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

XbrosMC Survival

Raiding, Survival

Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	813	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3651	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Polandcraft

Raiding

Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]

Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).

Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer

Admin: Hudson9700

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Baldurs Gate

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	2726
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	695	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Divine Spears Created:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!