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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3671 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7122 |
New Chunks Explored: | 55400 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so epic, even the Ender Dragon bowed down to it. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted magical powers that allow you to ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Not to mention, every player gets their own personal Bulbasaur companion to help them on their epic quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Break it and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!