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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1981 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1218 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like trying to figure out if that bug is a bat bug or a bed bug. And just like bed bugs, our server won’t jump to conclusions or crawl on smooth surfaces – it’s all about smooth gameplay and epic adventures.
Join us for a Valentine’s Day special trip with your in-game partner, but watch out for any hidden surprises, just like not disclosing a bed bug infestation to your real-life partner before a romantic getaway. And if you’re planning a lake trip, make sure to clear your inventory of any bed bugs before joining us – because our server is all about clean fun (literally, no bugs allowed).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just make sure to bring your bug spray!