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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1531 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 242 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, AND ENCHANTED ITEMS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WIZARD ON RED BULL! OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT SLIME THAT BOUNCES YOU INTO A WORLD OF ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!
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