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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9746 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!