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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4992 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Votes: | 777 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Mines Excavated: | 2476 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 119 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!