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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5570 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 840706 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8470 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!