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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8508 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!