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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1782 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!