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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9924 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!