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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7959 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!