Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested: 970 Zombie Dances: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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