Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Star Shards Collected: 269
Animals Bred: 161 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Enchantments Applied: 223 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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