Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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