Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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