Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Love Letters Sent: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Buildings Constructed: 21 Secret Passages Found: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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