Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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