Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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