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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3023 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5432 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 209 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!