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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5672 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!