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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4879 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!