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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5820 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1226 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!