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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2651 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4445 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!