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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6580 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!