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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9534 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 48 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!