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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1124 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!