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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5445 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server in existence – join us today and prepare for a wild ride!