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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4903 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 1638 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.
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