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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2258 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 415 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
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