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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 425 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!