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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4337 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5939 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!