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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3966 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 9793 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!