BRUH… LOOK AT THIS DUDE Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mineshafts Explored:	4

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	3317
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Mines Excavated:	1802	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Enchantments Applied:	142	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Potions Brewed:	96

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	9770
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	176	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	249
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	3121	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Emeralds Found:	8236	Dragon Eggs Found:	4505
Magic Items Found:	7674	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5797
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2831
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Towns Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5098
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com