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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3215 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 635 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!