BRUH… LOOK AT THIS DUDE Minecraft SMP

Absurd, bruh, cringe, dude, Entertainment, funny, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, LAUGHING, LOOK AT THIS DUDE, meme, Minecraft, OH NO NO NO NO, Outrageous, reaction video, Ridiculous, shocked laughter, smp, social media, trending, viral video

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1446	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Crops Grown:	8131	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	1569	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

avea.mcpro.io

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

server.cityprison.net

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	4877	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

play.vertexmc.org

Insane Crafters

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

s48.csrv.pl:60161

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7052	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

play.theorchardmc.com

CastleCrafters

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9126
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

CastleCrafters.net

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Towns Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

probloxworld.com

StrikeCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crops Grown:	5495	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

198.12.123.116

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

smp.crafty.gg

GermanysBaugrube

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

minecraftgb.de

TaipCraft

Earth, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1794	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

taipcraftearth.lol:9026

Soho-Craft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3011	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

85.236.101.238:26465

LeafkingsServer

Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Votes:	1512
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

leafking.top

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Animals Bred:	141

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

sapphirelabs.online

Seventh Sanctum PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

69.175.46.46