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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4607
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	356563
Animals Bred:	147	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2153	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8222
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3816	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7576

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.