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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragons Tamed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Potions Brewed:	80
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	868
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	142	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5300	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6366	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Emeralds Found:	7897
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crops Grown:	2139

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Buildings Constructed:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SamMc

Economy, Survival

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8819
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!