Browser Minecraft SMP /g/ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyTruthsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ISO SMP: Where adults play Minecraft like grown-ups, but end up building giant pixelated toilets anyway!

Active players, Adults, building, Chest locking, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Gaming, GIANT, GrownUps, home, iso, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, multiplayer, No Grief, pixelated, Play, player community, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, toilets, Vanilla, Vein Miner, visible item frames

ISO SMP Overview

Features	Description
Community	18+ community looking for active players
Chest Locking	Plugin with signs to lock chests
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads
Deathchest	Feature to retrieve items upon death
Vein-miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ore
/home Command	Convenient home teleportation command
Shops with Custom Economy	Economic system for player shops
Server Availability	24/7 server operation
Custom Armor Stand	Unique armor stand customization
Mini-blocks	Small decorative blocks for building

FAQ

What is the age requirement for the community?

The community is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I lock chests to prevent others from accessing my items?

Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.

How do I make item frames invisible?

You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.

Is there a feature to retrieve items upon death?

Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.

What is Vein-miner?

Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.

How do I set a home location?

You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.

Are there player-run shops with a custom economy?

Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Items Found:	6101	Emeralds Found:	1883
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

cannibals, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Cultural traditions, discrimination, Diversity, HAKA, Identity, indigenous culture, KIWIS, Maori, Minecraft, new zealand, Performance, prejudice, racism, savage, Savages, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, tribal dance, white men

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	8978	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

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Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1440

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7354	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	1197

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
New Chunks Explored:	675630	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5239
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6