Browser Minecraft SMP /g/ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyTruthsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7422	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ISO SMP: Where adults play Minecraft like grown-ups, but end up building giant pixelated toilets anyway!

Active players, Adults, building, Chest locking, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Gaming, GIANT, GrownUps, home, iso, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, multiplayer, No Grief, pixelated, Play, player community, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, toilets, Vanilla, Vein Miner, visible item frames

ISO SMP Overview

Features	Description
Community	18+ community looking for active players
Chest Locking	Plugin with signs to lock chests
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads
Deathchest	Feature to retrieve items upon death
Vein-miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ore
/home Command	Convenient home teleportation command
Shops with Custom Economy	Economic system for player shops
Server Availability	24/7 server operation
Custom Armor Stand	Unique armor stand customization
Mini-blocks	Small decorative blocks for building

FAQ

What is the age requirement for the community?

The community is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I lock chests to prevent others from accessing my items?

Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.

How do I make item frames invisible?

You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.

Is there a feature to retrieve items upon death?

Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.

What is Vein-miner?

Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.

How do I set a home location?

You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.

Are there player-run shops with a custom economy?

Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

cannibals, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Cultural traditions, discrimination, Diversity, HAKA, Identity, indigenous culture, KIWIS, Maori, Minecraft, new zealand, Performance, prejudice, racism, savage, Savages, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, tribal dance, white men

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	85
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Love Letters Sent:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	293	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

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Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Void Armor Forged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!