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Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9452
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	57023
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	3815
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4570
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	1903
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21