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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1952 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!