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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6953 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3044 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 415966 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!