BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Love Letters Sent:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3999	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2829
Farms Harvested:	561	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5692

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	890	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4782	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Chimeras Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.