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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	5302
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9095

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	681400
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Farms Harvested:	367	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	4658	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.