BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crops Grown:	3539	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	New Chunks Explored:	604800
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Animals Bred:	162	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
New Chunks Explored:	113473	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4209	Enchantments Applied:	250
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	6320	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Love Letters Sent:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	6049	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3844	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).