BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	8707
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	7421	Enchantments Applied:	211
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	525	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Farms Harvested:	437

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3777
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6963	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
New Chunks Explored:	398021	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.